2014 GOLDEN GLOBES Recap: Tina & Amy, GIFS galore, Best & Worst Dressed, and more!
The Globies were in full force last night—booze! hot dogs! vagina jokes!—and it was one of the weirder, more fun events in years.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler predictably fucking killed it. They just owned the shit out of the whole night. Jokes were spot on, bits were too, and they looked amazing. All in all, another successful night of hosting under their belts.
The night was full of weird speeches, barefoot actresses, and strange actor cutaways from the camera team. Below are some of the best moments from the show (some that you saw and some that you didn’t!):
When Idris Elba was flawless and swoon-worthy by doing this right at us:
When Aaron Paul gave us what might be one of the last YEAH BITCHes ever:
When the camera cut to the Boring Sisters. SNOOOOOOZEEE
Also THIS, when Seth was SO EXCITED to see his friend Andy Samberg win for Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
And then Jennifer Lawrence kissed her boo Nichols Hoult, and everyone’s hearts just exploded:
Don’t we all want to be her?
This face happened on the red carpet. It happened real hard:
Oh, and when Diane Keaton was FLAWLESS:
And then when Amy Poehler finally one a Globe for her unrivaled work on Parks and Rec (and made out with Bono):
And at the after-parties, Benedict Cumberbatch and Michael Fassbender had a tiny dance party. I’M SERIOUS. It was amazing, clearly:
Remember when Bono was like, so NOT having it when Diddy tried to hug him?
Basically everything Tina and Amy did. Ever.
And now onto the fashion!
BEST DRESSED has to go to 12 Years a Slave’s Lupita Nyong’o. I MEAN. WHAT. Is she even of this earth?
Lupita Nyong’o - Beyond breathtaking.
And the rest of the best:
Emma Watson - FLAWLESS.
Amy Adams - keeping the titties alive since the 70s.
LIzzie Caplan - her hair could have been much better, but THIS DRESS.
And the WORST DRESSED goes to:
She usually knocks it out of the park. What in the hell is this?
The rest of the worst:
I’m sorry, are you a teacher? A librarian? What is this? Toss the oxford shirt and the dress would have been simple but still pretty.
We are all tired of your princess act Kaley. Try something different.
This suits her pretty well in that it’s tacky and kind of annoying to look at.
There were a few ‘mehs’, too. These looks fall into the ‘I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t love it either’ category:
She’s worn worse, and she’s worn better. I like it, and the idea of a crop top formal gown, but it’s just okay.
I actually didn’t mind this one that much. It’s pretty. Almost too plain, but still nice.
She would have been a real knockout in this color if she had kept her hair red. With that blonde ‘do she gets washed out in this champagne number.
I don’t hate it. I don’t love it. I think she’s just saving up her real killers for the SAG Awards and the Oscars.
I like it a lot, but the longer I look at it the more I think it looks too stiff.
She has done SO well in the past. I think this is too old, too slouchy in the butt, too plain. She can do better, and I’m sure she will at the Oscars.