I, uh, I don’t even.
This is the trailer for Tusk, a new film from the twisted mind of Kevin Smith. Yes, the Kevin Smith of Clerks and Jay and Silent Bob. Who knew the stoned bro brain of Smith could create something as bizarre as this.
Tusk tells the story of Wallace (Justin Long), a podcaster who travels around interviewing exceptionally interesting and weird folk. Naturally, one would assume he meets some pretty odd characters.
But odd doesn’t even begin to describe his latest subject. Wallace heads to Canada to interview an old retired sailor, who regales Wallace with the story of how a walrus once saved is life at sea. That all seems fine and good until things take a turn for the truly demented. The man tries to turn Wallace into a Walrus — yes, a WALRUS — and based on the trailer, actually succeeds.
Like I said, I can’t even.